The Kingdom of Womble 10217 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.617 billion Womble 10217ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Womble 10217ian economy, worth 238 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,514 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,012 per year while the poor average 2,665, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 10217's national animal is the dove.

Womble 10217 is ranked 237,423^rd in the world and 11,435^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.